Remember why you are here: you are here to learn how to CAST.
So here we are, wasting precious time I could use for research, to fortify what passes for your brains. Arcane forces cannot be contained by weak minds. So enough chit-chat: we are going to start again with the basics. Truly you are all, sincerely, the worst students I have ever had the misfortune to teach and saying anymore would be a waste of breath
I am here to conduct the impossible exercise of imparting, into your mind, a basic understanding of the arcane. The Perfect Example of Tiefling Enchanter.
